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By anonymous - 26/03/2015 03:43 - United States

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML
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saffy66 34

I usually set three alarms at 15 minute intervals. I have sabotaged myself by rolling over half asleep and turning off my alarm. Not sure that would have helped the OP though, depending n the type of alarm and the duration of the humming episode.

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Vanessa_Leeann26 17

I feel you. I wake up at least 2-3 times throughout the night, yet I most mornings I cannot heard my standard alarm clock or iPhone alarm! Although I can hear if either one of my kids makes a sniffle in the next room! =

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Headcrab 29

How did your humming not wake you up? That's one of my superpowers. I very rarely snore. I but when I do, I snore myself awake.

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vikky538 28

try fitbit..it will vibrate your hand wake you up..its lot better than phone alarms...

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CourtJester27 12

I hate you, alarm! ;-) the sound of the alarm irks me and my body never want to get up either!

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chazzywazzy654 22

Either you hum really loudly of your alarm is really quiet OP, FYL though

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Delsanity 13

I wake up early for work almost everyday and i feel like im going to die haha cause i always go to bed very very late, so i always have to put like 2-3 alarms hehe. It works better like that.

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pinkkelephantt 11

What do you mean 'only'? My body is the only thing that's against me getting up on time - everyone else is pretty insistent on it!

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hgp285 16

Can you REALLY blame yourself?

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Koolaidandtacos 21

Try setting the alarm on your phone and choose the sound of a new notification. That should help you wake up on time.

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Pauline96_fml 20

Try loud music. If beeping gets drowned out by humming then you obviously need something other than beeping

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hi1234567891234 15

I often talk or hum in the middle of the night (my mom hears me). My talking even continues through waking up as my humming did. Thank you for all your suggestion. On this particular occasion my alarm was also half up. And while I would love to do what my body wants or turn up a very loud alarm I don't have the luxury for either of those because I family And school

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hi1234567891234 15

I am the op I just wasn't signed in at the time.

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