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Screw him!
With a big strap-on.
What an asshole
Not so fast....it sounds like she already knew he HAD another GF. I used to have 5 GF's, and 2 of them knew about the others but didn't care. They were only in it for the sex, and were happy not to be smothered w all the bothersome possessiveness.
Having several partners is only okay if they ALL know about each other, you do realise that?
It doesn't sound like she had any idea he had another or gf or it wouldn't be an FML and somehow i doubt that, that sounds like something a kid would say; its just highly unlikely and illogical that one average guy is so attractive, has so much time and is so sneaky to have 5 girlfriends.
Okay, the OP's life definitely sucks, it's sad that her boyfriend is cheating, he's a dick, etc. I still don't think it's okay that she sneaked into his house though. That seems like it's crossing a line. Unless she was given a key and told to come round anytime, in which case that's not really sneaking, just letting yourself into a house. I'm not saying she deserved what happened, just, damn, why is it considered 'romantic' to basically break into your partner's house without their knowledge? I wouldn't find that a nice surprise, I would be creeped out.
It would be creepy if she were sneaking in to watch him sleep or go through his e-mails or sniff his underpants, but not-so-much if they considered each other to be in a relationship with each other and she was doing it solely for the purpose of legitimately surprising him and only on an occasion such as that.
I dunno, if I hadn't given somebody permission, I'd find that creepy. And it seems clear he didn't give her permission, since he obviously was not expecting her.
I'm so sorry! that must have been terrible
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you mean ex-boyfriend
It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.