Love: Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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You deserved it 122

By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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You deserved it 70

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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RamiUSMC 9

Monday 18 November 2013 22:19

you mean ex-boyfriend

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 18 November 2013 22:20

It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.

Comments

whaaa_minionface 2

Tuesday 19 November 2013 17:54

Dammmnnn that sucks. Thats a fear of mines though. I hope it never happens to me, I will go to jail.

wormsirms 8

Tuesday 19 November 2013 19:20

This has happened to me, but I was the second horse. You can't be mad at the second horse. The horse probably didn't know about you. This horse didn't.

xxxkassixxx 8

Tuesday 19 November 2013 20:46

Dump him please

icepick23 12

Tuesday 19 November 2013 21:23

Today, I to celebrate my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend, I planned a surprise threesome for her with another girl. She came over early, freaked out and now thinks I have a "second girlfriend"--FML...

crazydave1998 6

Tuesday 19 November 2013 22:46

plus you, makes three!!!horray for him

KipDynamite 6

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:48

Another? Wow I'm surprised you kept him

brandoneyez1 25

Wednesday 20 November 2013 13:38

I would get the other girl and leave together. Both of you should leave him. Clearly you were less than important to him because he forgot the anniversary and to top it off was cheating, so he has no room in his life for you!