By Parental - 22/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML
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xllamax 0

well i guess he was trying to hit a 'hard' note too!

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ianformean 0

A dog, in a recording studio, licking it's nuts? I heard Ozzy Ozbourne recorded Crazy Train with a lactating chimp in his recording studio. They tweaked the EQ so that it's fart can be heard just before Randy Rhoads starts his solo.

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perdix 29

Don't bother, I'm not going buy your CD anyways. I don't want music that makes a dog lick its own nuts. I mean, I probably would if I could, but I am just not that flexible!

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Airch 9

WTB better recording etiquette. If you let your dog into your room while recording YDI. Just shove on a high cut filter and claim it as a cool synth noise.

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SupaMario_fml 0

You got your own home recording studio and still think you life sucks? End it now and give me the studio (you can take the dog with you though)

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CallMeHush 0

You know why a dog licks his nuts? Because he can.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

(facepalms) Please fill out this unemployment form and get to the back of the line. NEXT!

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CallMeHush 0

Sorry, I'm a slave to impulse. On the other hand, if I could do that I'd never leave the house.

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perdix 29

Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his nuts. One guy says, "I wish I could do that." The other replies, "Maybe if you pet him first, he'll let you!" (Don't worry, Hush, in bad economic times, the public is so starved for comedy, even the worst of us can find work!)

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perdix 29

(pie in the face) (you squirt me with a seltzer bottle) We rake in the bucks until the economy comes back and people actually begin to care about the quality of comedy. (sad trombone)

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CallMeHush 0

We might as well smash watermellons too!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Now let's see, Mr. CallMeHush. (looks over some paperwork, most of which is drawings of Trogdor and bears eating children) It seems like your paperwork is in order. We have two positions available for you: Bottle Cap Technician (you make sure the caps on the soda [pop] bottles the Boss drinks are secure and tightened when not in use) or NASA astronaut. The second option will be a waste since you have no advancement opportunities and will more than likely be lost in space, but there is an endless amount of Tang for you. So what do you think?

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CallMeHush 0

I'm already lost in space so I think I'll give bottle cap tech a try... The rim goes... Down right?

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

down and to the left (co-worker yells out, "That's what she said!" in the background). Welcome aboard! If you need anything at all, please file the request in the "Blow it out your ass" cabinet.

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triallaw01 0

first, the Viagra would hve had to have been dissolved in the water and you would have tasted it. like most medications it probably would have tasted very nasty and you would have noticed it.

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DoingItWrong 0

You, sir, are out of order. I believe your client is waiting for you two courtrooms down the hall.

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Sirin_fml 46

Oh christ, it's God/Didi. Get on your knees and start praying, sinners >_>

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Sirin_fml 46

:O I dunno, it's a personal thing, isn't it :/ If it's annoying, just say so and I'll botox my face into a single fixed expression :D O.o o.O ~.~

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isuck45 0

who cares about the dog! just make a new recording!

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perdix 29

OK, so that track is ruined. Next time, get the dog to lick your nuts and you'll find it easy to hit those notes -- especially if you have a pit bull.

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aback 4

Leave it. It adds that touch of gritty realism you're lacking.

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KevinHiday 0

i thought it said "my nuts" i was wondering why no one was saying anything about it.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

seriously, thats what i thought too, i had to read it again after reading some comments because obviously someone wouldve had to say something by now. anyway OP, why dont you synth it or change the tempo or pitch or anything to make it sound like its part of the beat. and hey, at last you know you can hit those high notes?

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