By Parental - 22/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML
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xllamax 0

well i guess he was trying to hit a 'hard' note too!

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ianformean 0

A dog, in a recording studio, licking it's nuts? I heard Ozzy Ozbourne recorded Crazy Train with a lactating chimp in his recording studio. They tweaked the EQ so that it's fart can be heard just before Randy Rhoads starts his solo.

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xllamax 0

well i guess he was trying to hit a 'hard' note too!

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anela_fml 0

ha ha awe man well all I can say is at least you know you can hit the notes now

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ianformean 0

A dog, in a recording studio, licking it's nuts? I heard Ozzy Ozbourne recorded Crazy Train with a lactating chimp in his recording studio. They tweaked the EQ so that it's fart can be heard just before Randy Rhoads starts his solo.

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KaanTech 0

both this commet and FML post itself made my day thank you people:)

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alex_vik 0

That's why when I record, the only living things in the room with the mic are the person using the mic.

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Dixie_Normous 0

Same here, anyone who does home recording would definitely say he deserved it.

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xlostwithoutu 0

How do u HEAR a dog licking it's junk?

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saranottelling 7

It sounds gross but some dogs have "sound effects." I know my dog does... it's disgusting.

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hockeyhouse 5

Easy, it makes noise when they lick themselves. Haven't you ever been around a dog? I can even hear my stupid cat.

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Penetration 0

It's hard to sleep when I hear my dog licking himself. ._.

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Boy_Flow 0

ya its pretty freaking loud with my dog =/ lol oh my this is F@$KING hilarious!!

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Gumblebum100 0

oh man my dog is the silent type but it's horrible!!!! also my dogs a girl!!!! and she doesn't have nuts!!!! ewwwww!!!

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sky413 26

I hate the sound a dog makes when it's licking

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Analogy 0

"EQ settings"? Are you kidding me? I'm a professional sound engineer and unless the sound of a dog lickings its nuts resonates at a particular frequency that EQ would emphasize, I think you're full of shit.

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