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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 05:38 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent nearly an hour trying to take a decent photo for my dating site profile. Not 20 minutes after uploading it, I got a message saying "Srsly dude stop trying, u look like Rosie O'Donnell." FML

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Same thing different taste

By fuglyphotographer - 23/10/2011 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By Headshotsgal - 22/04/2023 22:00

Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 17:11 - United States - Romulus

Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML

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By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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By club goer - 20/02/2013 19:48 - Canada

Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML

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HelenLFC 27

Sunday 10 January 2016 6:42

Even if you do, so what? He's a jerk, not you.

igottapee 27

Sunday 10 January 2016 6:59

spending that long to take a picture is crazy. you should have people take pictures of you when you are out having fun. it looks better and less desperate than someone who puts nothing but selfies. especially takes that long to take one good one just be yourself:)

Comments

Shadowtrooper34 16

Sunday 10 January 2016 21:37

sorry that people are jerks. Best of luck

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Sunday 10 January 2016 22:45

Brian Quinn is that you?

John_in_Oz 11

Monday 11 January 2016 5:08

Rosie got a man AND a woman.

RageWolf16 31

Monday 11 January 2016 5:56

Nice self confidence boost lol.

jbones24 22

Monday 11 January 2016 7:44

Are you by any chance an Impractical Joker?

CogadhTallon 16

Monday 11 January 2016 8:22

Ah the dating world, what was once a shallow, soulless void of existence has now gone online, becoming a shallow, soulless void of existence, but with Penis Pics! Sorry OP, good luck! And **** that guy! :)

more4me 27

Monday 11 January 2016 11:30

So what? Rosie O'Donnell is somebody's type. People can be so mean when they hide behind a computer. ******* . You keep trying, OP. Someone will come along when you least expect it!