Miscellaneous: Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway,...

By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 01:24 - United States - Rochester

Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

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You deserved it 2 988

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 547

You deserved it 5 878

By fail - 19/01/2014 20:35 - United States

Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 757

You deserved it 5 693

By bedrockmike - 28/01/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 581

You deserved it 19 499

By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 961

You deserved it 2 373

Snow day

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 05/02/2023 18:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML

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You deserved it 144

Grateful

By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 01:08 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my mom made me shovel our long driveway, as it had just snowed a couple of inches. It took me two and half hours to finish. She came out and said, "Wow, is this really the best you can do?" FML

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You deserved it 175

By Noname - 28/01/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 898

You deserved it 1 879

By ColderThanCold - 15/03/2019 00:00

Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 900

You deserved it 282

By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 14:17 - Canada

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 054

You deserved it 33 033

By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

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You deserved it 1 859

Thinkitthrough 23

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:10

Procrastination has it's perks.

clumsylobster 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:14

Hey, you've exercised, and you made his job a bit easier. Sure it was hard, but I bet your muscles feel great

Comments

Emmamazing 26

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:09

I laughed way too hard at this. But in all seriousness, that sucks

Thinkitthrough 23

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:10

Procrastination has it's perks.

johobus28 26

Thursday 29 January 2015 5:48

Its*

SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Thursday 29 January 2015 13:19

#42, You're a failure at being a grammar Nazi.

Salvanoi 23

Friday 30 January 2015 5:42

Actually #42 is right. It should be "its" instead of "it's".

ruckfules85 34

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:13

Well you did him a nice favor and yours is done at the same time.

lyricalservant 21

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:43

I don't know it seems like it defeat the purpose to me. Even OP seem to thinks so. Why do your own when others can do it for you. It's like fapping and having sex bro.

ruckfules85 34

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:45

well if OP didn't know the guy was coming.

lyricalservant 21

Wednesday 28 January 2015 13:03

Yeah but OP found out later right? And thats why this fml is written

JMichael 25

Wednesday 28 January 2015 15:41

My dad would definitely bring up something about how this would build character.

clumsylobster 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:14

Hey, you've exercised, and you made his job a bit easier. Sure it was hard, but I bet your muscles feel great

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:20

That's cold. ...I'll leave now

thawny_fml 21

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:27

Mr Plow that's his name that name again is Mr Plow.

awesomesausage 14

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:27

you saved some bucks i guess ;)

Ghost86 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:40

Builds character lol

_kyleG_ 34

Wednesday 28 January 2015 13:05

Sounds like you just need to let it go

year2015 11

Thursday 29 January 2015 3:16

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE PERSON EVER MENTIONS FROZEN EVER AGAIN THE PLANET'S POPULATION WILL BE ZERO

year2015 11

Thursday 29 January 2015 3:17

*because I will kill everybody

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Thursday 29 January 2015 3:27

Wow someone needs to melt that drozen heart of yours Just let it go, let go of that anger Maybe build a snowman it's pretty calming Just keep calm and remeber the doors are always open when love is involved after all love is an open door. *bows and takes leave*