Miscellaneous: Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway,...

By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 01:24 - United States - Rochester

Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

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By fail - 19/01/2014 20:35 - United States

Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

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By bedrockmike - 28/01/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

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By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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Snow day

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 05/02/2023 18:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML

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Grateful

By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 01:08 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my mom made me shovel our long driveway, as it had just snowed a couple of inches. It took me two and half hours to finish. She came out and said, "Wow, is this really the best you can do?" FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

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By ColderThanCold - 15/03/2019 00:00

Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 14:17 - Canada

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

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By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

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Thinkitthrough 23

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:10

Procrastination has it's perks.

clumsylobster 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:14

Hey, you've exercised, and you made his job a bit easier. Sure it was hard, but I bet your muscles feel great

Comments

henrylikestreats 22

Wednesday 28 January 2015 20:28

At least you got to work out!

gamernation89 10

Wednesday 28 January 2015 21:15

That sucks but here where I am they snow plow and shovel for us as part of the agreement so we never worry about it

The_Avatar 22

Wednesday 28 January 2015 22:31

Its awesome exercise! There's always that!

currly_fry 12

Thursday 29 January 2015 4:26

Thank goodness I'm in Florida and don't have to deal with snow!

nrwl_30 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 4:59

Exercise is good. Wear a scarf. ?

dc120994 11

Friday 30 January 2015 2:33

I've done that before to my dick of a neighbor who always complained that i don't plow his driveway good enough for his new bmw.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 20 February 2015 23:50

That really bites! But hey, at least you didn't leave it and end up having to drive over ice. You had no way of knowing that guy planned to come do those.