By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML
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danpaddy 7

I think the replacement will be a cat and black bean chilli. FYL op.

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irwingiggles 26

And that's why I always locked up my cat in the living room while cooking. I hope for you that the family gathering wasn't ruined

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mizutama 3

true story, i know what you talking about ;]

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noparlpf 13

Assuming there's onion, garlic, and/or peppers in there, I hope your cat is okay.

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speakthylove 11

I'm more concerned with the fact that the kitty might have been burned. If that chili was hot it would burn the crap out of him/her!

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kirby1964 20

Hey, it will be a great story at the family gathering. One that will get retold and changed for years to come.

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Bluepies 24

Chicken? Bean? Chili??? What is this blasphemy?!? - a Texan

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Bi_ShrDiWun 10

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful. lol - Amen, my Texas friend! Sheldon Cooper would be having a fit right now...

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Queen_of_Night 20

Excuse me fellow Texans, there are chicken chilis, I make a white chicken chili myself and beans are always welcome. :P

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hoosiergirl94 31

Lids are a good solution

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Brian2911 23

I read that as children and black bean chili he first time. Good thing I re-read that

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xx000o 27

Today I spent another six hours making mystery meat and black bean chili for a large family gathering.

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