By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML
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danpaddy 7

I think the replacement will be a cat and black bean chilli. FYL op.

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irwingiggles 26

And that's why I always locked up my cat in the living room while cooking. I hope for you that the family gathering wasn't ruined

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Angreal 14

How big is that cat to knock over a vat of chilli?!

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chaosmagnet 9

This is exactly why we would put our cat in our bedroom while we cook. Or lock down the garbage if we had any meat and the scraps got thrown away.

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trucker2 33

Must have thought you was opening cat cans..... Time to face the music, that fur ball is family... and a food critic too.

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KitKat20_fml 20

This is why you shouldn't feed your pets animal food. Sorry OP but that was your own doing.

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haddiej 21

What? Do you mean you shouldn't feed your pets people food? OP didn't feed the cat, it got into the chili. And I hardly think they deserve it for needing to use the restroom.

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

I would have marched that cat straight outside and called animal control to have it picked up.

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GhostFox 33

With #44. You basically summed up about half the reason most pets wind up strays or impounded, as well as why a fair number of kids wind up in the foster system. If you aren't willing to take care of an animal or child after the first time they do something to annoy or inconvenience you, then you are the type of person who should never be allowed to have an animal or child. When you have one- whether by adoption or birth- you are accepting the responsibility to care for that animal or human until either you are unable to, you die, or they die. Not until the first time they misbehave. Maybe animal control should be called on you, #35.

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straymondar 10

Time to kill the sh!t out of that cat

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Anon E Muss 11

This reminds me of when Kevin from The Office made his famous chili, and then spilled it all over the floor, anyone else? (Also, it's okay OP, you have a pretty great Username if I do say so myself)

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CrassKal 27

How does it take six hours to make chili?

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glover425 6

It should take around 4 hours, with 2 for soaking the beans and about 1 and a half for cooking them, then the rest of the time for cooking the extras and letting the beans absorb their flavors.

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speakthylove 11

They were cooking a huge pot for a family gathering. Whenever you cook large quantities of food, it always takes a long time.

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Suzi_d16 27

Whenever we make a large quantity of chilli it takes an hour at most. 6 hours is crazy. I smell a lie.

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