By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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Same thing different taste

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No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha

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My fat ass is going to jail before I let a bird run off with my burger. Tfoh.

seagulls are evil. they stole one of my fries once ?

Seagulls... Never underestimate them.

Why the hell did you walk shamefully back to work? Arent you quite the drama queen. It sucks that was the last of your money, but it happens to everyone. Did you know those girls??? No? **** em, and get over it. You'll live.

Tsukiyomi 16

If I was you I would have drop kicked those to girls into next week

Richsauce50 9

Hate seagulls one almost took a dump on me while flying it missed me by two inches from my face

Oh honey, I don't think the girls were laughing at you, they were laughing because the bird stole your food. If I was there, I would have laughed hysterically too, but then I would have also bought you another burger. You should have started laughing along with them and maybe you could have made some new lunch pals. Learn to laugh!!!!!