Animals: Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would...

By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 4 124

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By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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By FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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By somanybirds - 25/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 809

You deserved it 331

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 785

You deserved it 51 165

By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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You deserved it 1 855

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 109

You deserved it 582

By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 850

You deserved it 3 603

By yuck - 09/12/2018 03:30 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 244

Natasha14641 7

Friday 8 April 2011 8:48

Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

docscientist 9

Friday 8 April 2011 11:19

It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.

Comments

Natasha14641 7

Friday 8 April 2011 8:48

Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

Frelling 0

Friday 8 April 2011 9:05

Did OP get their autographs?

broccoli2 0

Friday 8 April 2011 9:12

"mine."

trick619 0

Friday 8 April 2011 9:24

who cares? it happens to almost everyone who goes to the beach.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 8 April 2011 9:26

I thought OP was going to conclude the the story with, "I ran." But then again, I was just Wishing.

Natasha14641 7

Friday 8 April 2011 9:31

Hahaha, you guys.

Leebra 6

Friday 8 April 2011 10:00

36 - That made me giggle.

Randuhh_17 4

Friday 8 April 2011 11:30

lol...that reminds me of that old movie..."the birds"..when birds attack!

mazzera_fml 7

Friday 8 April 2011 12:36

i ran, i ran all night and day. i couldn't get away.

insanesna1l 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:18

be afraid of the hair!!

smileeee_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:58

LOL haard it happens to everyone who goes beach ...

TheScreamoGirl 0

Friday 8 April 2011 18:30

hahaha my thoughts exactly

iSwizzle 4

Friday 8 April 2011 19:43

67 that movie rocks!

vanilla2u 5

Friday 8 April 2011 22:04

aww poor sandwhich

OMG_N3RD 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 1:11

KatieRawrr 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 2:12

this happened to me once :( I was so hungry too sigh... bird bullies

RoxxyHustle 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 2:46

damn you beat me to it!

qwaszxwesdxc 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 20:20

You ranso far away (I ran)

asselhoff 5

Friday 8 April 2011 8:52

haha that's funny even though it sucks

ImaWiseGuy 5

Friday 8 April 2011 14:42

mine....mine....mine....mine....

Elphieba 4

Friday 8 April 2011 8:54

What of they attacked your sister? Good thing attacked you, less damage because your bigger.

ydi_4_suking 20

Friday 8 April 2011 9:51

what if the little sister is bigger than the big sister?

gutzz 0

Friday 8 April 2011 10:55

Great Scott!!!! I think you just made a conundrum.

Grimmerie 31

Friday 8 April 2011 12:21

Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! -silence-

HouseHunter 2

Friday 8 April 2011 13:45

no conundrum there. I'm taller than my big brother

clojo1112 0

Friday 8 April 2011 8:54

was it a tuna sandwich?

Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 8 April 2011 10:42

2 slices of bread containing Tuna between the 2.

SuckerPunchurMom 0

Friday 8 April 2011 10:50

Thank you captain obvious. I thought it was tuna bread tuna -.-

docscientist 9

Friday 8 April 2011 11:14

You sure it isn't tuna around the edges of the bread?

Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 8 April 2011 11:45

Oh. I read 'Wat is.' not was it. Sorry!!

NineFishMffns_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 12:05

lol!! all the comments above made me laugh!! :D! hate birds :p

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 8 April 2011 8:57

Well, get back into the kitchen and make another sandwich woman.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 8 April 2011 9:15

Awww, I got moderated. D: guess sexist jokes are out just like Chuck Norris jokes.

unidentified_sta 5

Friday 8 April 2011 9:25

I didn't get to read it but it was probably extremely terrible. Moderated for the sake of avoiding damage to our Humerus(es?).

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 8 April 2011 10:47

well it contained words like "kitchen, woman and sandwich lol"

docscientist 9

Friday 8 April 2011 11:19

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 8 April 2011 11:24

Now I can't use those jokes as well as the 'yo mama' and 'chuck norris' ones.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 8 April 2011 11:34

That's probably for the better. Those jokes aren't funny to anyone but the mentally inept... which is probably why a high amount of FML commenters think they are...