By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
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yerawizardlizzy 27

I guess I'm kind of confused. Every medical facility I've been in has had private toilets for patients; it's just you and the toilet. I kind of understand pee anxiety when there's a bunch of stalls and people coming in and out, but I've never seen that in a medical facility. It's also disconcerting that the staff allowed you to try for two hours. After ten minutes I would have knocked on the door.

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domolovesyoshi 33

How do you people do this? I'm really sorry, it sucks that you had to smell like pee.

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manofmerr 27

I hope the nurses didnt get pissy at him for spilling it after the long wait.

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pstackz 14

man, i wouldve been pissed at myself.

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Vintage_Cola 29

I bet you pissed off the doctors! I'll show myself out...

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I guess I'm kind of confused. Every medical facility I've been in has had private toilets for patients; it's just you and the toilet. I kind of understand pee anxiety when there's a bunch of stalls and people coming in and out, but I've never seen that in a medical facility. It's also disconcerting that the staff allowed you to try for two hours. After ten minutes I would have knocked on the door.

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Dale_shackleford 13

Yeah, and after maybe 20 minutes they would probably give up.

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Bearsmomma 30

Typicall, these people are on the office making multiple trips to the restroom, rather than being locked in with the toilet for 2 hours. I once had a job running drug tests. We would supply the person with lots of water and wait it out.

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PepaSpray54 2

I'm glad you got excited. that's a first....

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jrdxix 7

At least you managed to! Moral victory...?

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IcedTaco 12

Looks like urine a lot of trouble there, OP. I just couldn't help myself.

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Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

That's stinks! I can't imagine what it's like not being able the go in a bathroom. But I hope you get better OP

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Zilten 10

Urine sample? I haven't heard of that Pokémon

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manofmerr 27

I dont know who voted you down or why, but i shall attempt a partial fix of the issue after im done cackling. I might be a while.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

I like the phrase "trying to catch a urine sample". Makes me imagine that someone is peeing at you across the room (or maybe over the stall door) and you're trying to "catch" it in a cup!

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