Health: Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup....

By Anne - 29/04/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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By JCruz411 - 21/01/2010 13:10 - France

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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By hopeless - 07/10/2016 20:28 - United States - Annandale On Hudson

Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML

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Sunday 29 April 2012 12:06

Look at it positively.

Kog_Hiro 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:10

Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.

Comments

Solrac14 0

Monday 30 April 2012 9:10

What were the results if youve gotten them back? I hope they came back positive. and by positive i mean good.

SakeGurl 9

Monday 30 April 2012 9:26

Ya it's that kinda crap that will keep me a virgin for a long time !! No worries here.

gilbirds 8

Wednesday 9 January 2013 1:53

Keep your legs closed and you won't have to worry about things like that. The best way to avoid STDs, unplanned pregnancy, etc. is to abstain. Each to her own, I suppose, but at least I don't have to worry about that shit because I don't make my 'private parts' my 'public parts'.