Kids: Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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By Username - 06/11/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Sodge - 15/05/2009 10:20 - Australia

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By emily074 - 23/08/2015 03:13 - United States - Salem

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By FML - 12/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:40

I like how this post sounds like you started spinning a random two year old you picked up off the street or something.

XxYingYangxX 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:33

What goes around must come... up?

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DontModMeDammit 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:32

Looks like baby food huh?

Damn_Hippster 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:16

How do you manage to throw up on yourself?

xxmel 6

Friday 13 January 2012 0:31

#21 Maybe she threw up .. And wasn't over a toilet or garbage can. If you throw up standing up, it will get on you.

Kayokku 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:33

Lol, good job.

Fruit_Dealer 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:04

Unimpressed cat approves your cat-like IQ.

lindseykcool 6

Friday 13 January 2012 0:29

YDI, definitely.

XxYingYangxX 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:33

What goes around must come... up?

lendalynn 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:33

That's unfortunate..

angrymexican 8

Friday 13 January 2012 0:53

Is that why it's on FML?

kadesgb 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:35

Old

ZealIFeel 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:36

Or maybe the two year old spun you around upside down and that's why they weren't dizzy and you were O.o

mserrato 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:36

Vertigo?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:40

I like how this post sounds like you started spinning a random two year old you picked up off the street or something.

dudeman1212 22

Friday 13 January 2012 3:52

Doesn't everyone?

dhardesty23 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:43

*note to self* do not spin kid in circles anymore. possibly enjoyable for kid but that's just too bad.

yourmurderscenex 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:44

lesson learned.

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