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By herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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What's cooking?

By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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Job satisfaction

By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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Sights, sounds, smells

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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Prissy

By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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Right between the toes

By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Sunday 24 June 2012 3:24

Clean them off with his face

ohcoolstorybro 14

Sunday 24 June 2012 3:23

Nothing a few washes can't fix

Comments

summerlover23 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 8:26

That's disgusting! I hope the kid offered to pay for the rewashing and drying of your clothes.

BubbaJ80 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 8:46

Beat his ass

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Sunday 24 June 2012 10:18

Hope you had enough money to wash them again. Or should have at least made him pay somehow.

cyborgmexican 6

Sunday 24 June 2012 11:23

Back in the machine for you!!!

HeroesKiller7 9

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:22

I hate when kids that you don't know misbehave , I mean you wanna kick him in the ass , punch him in the face , shoot him and cut out his tongue , but then again you can't do it , I mean what if his father was a big black dude ? , I am sorry for you but , these things happen

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 24 June 2012 22:41

So, you're not afraid of big white men? Hmm.

Dallasluver19 14

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:33

There not fresh clean clothes anymore..xD

AzzieC 12

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:42

Omg f*** him

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 25 June 2012 8:23

**** him? In the middle of a laundromat? Are you an exhibitionist or something?

terrible_things 1

Sunday 24 June 2012 17:52

Omg this kid was probably drunk

hewro_failure 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:48

What a dick I would start punching the shit out of him .... Did he pay to have your clothes dry cleaned because a laundromat after that incident just isn't good enough