By herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

Nothing a few washes can't fix

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unknown_user5566 26

I just now noticed OP's username. I really hope "herp" isn't referring to "herpes". Disturbing.

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TheVelocirabbit 10

Herp actually refers to the meme "Herp Derp".

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unknown_user5566 26

Ah, makes sense. I'm so out of the loop when it comes to things like that. :)

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I hope you retaliated. The little bastard did it on purpose.

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janey123 0

You shouldn't be so drama. The kid was sick and you can was the clothes.

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Gintoki_Sakata 3

"You shouldn't be so drama. The kid was sick and you can was the clothes." Seems legit.

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pinkalicious224 7

Learn how to speak before you open your mouth to voice your opinion moron.

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itsalanis 25

Look on the bright side: You can clean them right away, right? c:

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MischievousV 8

She might but what if she didn't have the funds right there and then? Used up her last quarters on the drying session, what then? ;-;

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savy7093 9

Well at least he didn't throw up on her...

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LuckyLynx7732 5

And then you proceeded to beat the ever loving hell out of him?

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Linkerdoodles 15

But those make people eat other people, not throw up, don't they? v_v

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Arthurie 30

Wrong drug. Or the guy could of just of been sick.

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dsbs 9

No you idiots bath salts help your bathing experience. I don't know where cannibalism is coming from.

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stfuNOWplease 6

Maybe he felt sick after just coming from a funeral and realized that getting drunk wasnt a good way to score with the widow.

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trucker67 10

I hope you stuffed his ass in the dryer and left him in it for awhile .

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Arthurie 30

This actually isn't that bad. You can always wash your clothes again... Or burn them.

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