Love and Geek: Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known...

By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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Jan-Michael Vincent? Heather Locklear?

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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Catfished

By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Sunday 29 October 2017 23:16

Today, out of curiosity for a FML post, I discovered what furry **** is after a quick google search. FML.

articwolf2 17

Sunday 29 October 2017 22:15

Time to buy a cat suit?

Comments

swervelol 28

Monday 30 October 2017 5:20

I'm all for sharing **** with your s/o but it's pretty obvious you two have some very different preferences

dexter420 21

Monday 30 October 2017 6:22

You neither stumbled nor was ambushed. Its a website. Tip though. Dont shave your V

Karlaus John Smith 1

Monday 30 October 2017 9:57

Now Cmon, stroke the furry wall!

Daniel Vitacolonna 6

Monday 30 October 2017 10:45

Having a tumblr page myself, trust me. it could be a lot worse

Yudith 24

Monday 30 October 2017 11:32

Oh well, you know what to do to spice up your sex life now. Hamster suit, candles and Ebichu video.

windscar1212 10

Monday 30 October 2017 20:23

well maybe you shouldn't snoop. everyone's got a weird kink

Harm Varwijk 17

Monday 30 October 2017 23:35

only creative and smart people have a passion for a rare **** niche. nothing to worry about. if I was you I would just chill the **** out. he seems like a good guy.