So romantic

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 10:00

Spicy
Today, if I want to be sexually attracted to my wife, I need to be very drunk, but if I'm very drunk there's about a 2/3 chance I'll have whisky dick. Before you ask, we've been married over 40 years, so there's no point in divorcing, we've been together too long, so who else would want to shag us except each other? FML
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That's honestly pathetic and stupid. You might as well divorce since sex is the only thing you value from her and show you don't care about anything else. Also, since you have to get drunk to do the only thing you value with your wife, you're gonna end up dying from the booze. Frequently getting wasted damages your liver and increases the chances of dementia so it's your funeral. Either work things out with your wife properly by doing marriage counseling and going to the gym to fuel sincere sex drive, or divorce before you pathetically die from alcoholism.

Your poor wife deserves a better man than you. I'll bet she's settling with you as well. I curse you with whisky dick for the rest of your days. I hope she leaves you and sues for alimony.

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That's honestly pathetic and stupid. You might as well divorce since sex is the only thing you value from her and show you don't care about anything else. Also, since you have to get drunk to do the only thing you value with your wife, you're gonna end up dying from the booze. Frequently getting wasted damages your liver and increases the chances of dementia so it's your funeral. Either work things out with your wife properly by doing marriage counseling and going to the gym to fuel sincere sex drive, or divorce before you pathetically die from alcoholism.

Do you two really need to shag anymore? You're past child-bearing years, so now it's just for pleasure, and if it's not that pleasant, why not just quit?

Your poor wife deserves a better man than you. I'll bet she's settling with you as well. I curse you with whisky dick for the rest of your days. I hope she leaves you and sues for alimony.

There are websites that match up older people too, you know. Learn them. Use them. Stop being a dick to your poor wife, who deserves to find someone who cares about her or at least make an informed decision to stay with you.

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OP, never expect sympathy on issues like this from the people on this forum. Too many are bleeding heart cat horders who cannot fathom the multiple decade relationship issues that a person needs to vent over... let alone understand the trials and tribulations of actual relationships that span longer than they’ve been alive. Good luck.

the fact that you don't see a problem with this and are settling is a problem. you need to figure out why you are not attracted to her anymore.is it lack of testosterone? did she let herself go? did you let yourself go? my husband and I only have been together 24 years but we are still very attracted to eachother. that has never changed.