Geek: Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't... - FML

By Lozza111 - 28/08/2010 05:14 - New Zealand

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

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Lozza111 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 1:10

well all the other headphones that I have broke in like the first week and those ones had lasted 2 years so I wanted to keep them, plus, it's old superglue and I had let them dry for a couple of hours, although that doesn't mean I wasn't stupid to put them in my ears without checking. they didn't actually get stuck in there, it was just sticky and gross, the FML was that I was dumb enough to stick them in my ears without checking. =P

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rottentomatoes 7

Saturday 28 August 2010 16:32

ooh. that must be a sticky situation.

We_Tod_Ed 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 16:39

There is a lesson here kids, although duct tape, super glue & zipties WILL fix anything, when placed in the wrong hands they can create FAIL!

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loveurlifeJK 5

Sunday 29 August 2010 1:25

I think the OP is a Big, Fat Liar, myself... With blue skin and orange hair, no less.

xoxocandy 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 2:13

awee that sucks babe,,....maybe you shoulda chhecked they were dry before putting them in though? haha

katieebug 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 2:15

Well you seem to be a smart one....

__FML_FML_FML__ 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:25

YDI for being a cheapskate.

LeftyPitcher 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 6:20

7 he's probally a Jew

peaceee5 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 7:48

usually super glue dries in seconds..guess you didn't wait very long to put them back in lol ydi

Lozza111 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 8:23

crappy superglue dries slower, found that out the hard way

ezioaudatore 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 7:48

dumbass

ILovesMahBridge 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 8:20

I drink the blood of babies.

fml22221 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:55

now you can listen to music for ever

MitchMD 0

Monday 30 August 2010 6:42

Lol sry but why wouldn't you make sure they were dry... Dumb lol

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