Animals: Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel,... - FML

By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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I don't dare look

By TerribleAim - 12/10/2022 00:01

Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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Traumatized

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

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Top comments

Schlimpikins 0

Friday 18 March 2011 15:58

You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.

elainelovesyou 7

Friday 18 March 2011 15:57

That must've been his wife. Well done.

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rockon10 3

Friday 30 September 2011 15:45

That was the first squirrels idea the whole time. Stupid jealous squirrels.

Thriller721 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:13

Your the hitler of squirrels

friedeggyolive 7

Saturday 31 December 2011 4:11

it was meant to be.

Bluemonster3 26

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:05

At least you tried to not kill one :)

mnowlan 1

Wednesday 20 June 2012 21:51

Why would you swerve for a squirrel? Yes they are cute... but what would you have done if you hit another car instead? Who would have been at fault? YDI

epiphone123 12

Friday 9 August 2013 18:18

What if the squirrel you hit was trying to kill the squirrel you almost hit and you saved that one squirrels life?

bloodraver 1

Wednesday 26 February 2014 21:14

go home grim you're drunk

witchet95 18

Saturday 18 April 2015 21:52

God had a plan to kill a squirrel that day, nothing would have stopped it

LolaBunny07 10

Friday 17 July 2015 10:38

My mom and I just had the same thing happen to us recently. Only she swerved to miss a dead skunk and his buddy, who was standing over the body, ran into the front tire.

scriph 12

Wednesday 26 June 2019 15:58

There's a saying where I live... Don't veer for deer. It's much more dangerous

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