By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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emuexport 4

I think you are just seeking out the jellyfish so you can request more golden showers

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JJ_86 22

FYL OP and even more because your friend probably ran out of pee xD

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mattbaker 17

Are u sure it was not poisonous

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Ahsome 6

Golden shower: Check haha

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

I used to live near a beach where you couldn't actually swim because there were so many jellyfish and even really small ones that are the size of your pinky nail. People used to go in anyway, and they had bottles of vinegar (or something like that) on the shore for jellyfish. IDK. But, really? Going back into the water? Most beaches have showers.

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kittykat1501 31

Actually that's a myth. Pee doesn't help. Sorry. ?

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WalkingWhovian 11

what sucks most is that peeling on it did nothing for you anyway

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