By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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ctfu 0

Well your dumb for letting your " friend" pee on you. Cause that's a myth

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

r Kelly all over again

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valekseye 0

This is classic! Sting me once, shame on you, sting me twice, shame on me

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emsbitch 0

the ocean is actually a really good place to wash cuts. the salt water really cleans them pit well and actually prevents infections. I know this because I have lives by the ocean my entire life & does this on dozens of occasions. just make sure the sharks don't smell you! (;

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PrimeStarscream 30

Please don't breed. Ever.

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margo145 0

what? ur friend had to pee on u?

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jdawg2010 0

....you purposefully wiped off the pee to get peed on again. i see what you did there.

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FalseInsight 6

And I doubt their friend could give another worthy pee that soon....

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Nutcup 16

Only a true friend would piss on you in such a time of need.

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