Transportation: Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some...

By 2dumb2drive - 12/02/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML

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By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 13:58

Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML

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By Gem - 05/04/2013 11:04 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML

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By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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By claustrophobic - 04/05/2016 19:03 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML

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By StellarSapience - 22/05/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Saturday 12 February 2011 11:58

'Two dumb two drive', I guess that is everything that needs to be said about this FML.

PSQ91 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 12:01

Oh yeah because that would be so much fun!?

Comments

ryno2004 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 15:14

is his user name the newest "fast furious" movie? 'the fast and the furious, too dumb two drive' haha

BloodyHeel 8

Saturday 12 February 2011 15:22

I must know what was in the boxes.

hasan_shami2013 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:22

*facepalm*

hohomeadows 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:25

so you hit a hobo in a cardboard box? lol

jokesta187 11

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:32

ikr

giggle5000 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:39

wow wth were in them

popo37 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:42

u should at least tell us what is in the box!

iSitt 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:44

even cardboard can scratch paint if you hit it hard enough.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Saturday 12 February 2011 17:28

omg omg omg I LOVE driving into things with my car. It's so much fun!! ^-^ Dumbass... >.>

sarasweetie 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 18:22

your an idiot

lilmissy1290 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 18:44

ok so I have the perfect quote for this fml.. In the words of Red Foreman, "Dumbass"..

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