Work: Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls...

By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 23:15

Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By localbarista - 03/08/2011 23:46 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

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By viperplay53 - 12/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

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By mumblingdope - 25/05/2016 08:52 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:34

Was he diabetic?

AlexandriaMgmt 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:34

damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.

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apocalyptic_1125 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:40

Karma. Karma indeed.

Offensive_fml 4

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:22

What if he had diabetes? you deserve it.

psuedodragon 23

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:50

Wow, I've have a freshly made pot of coffee dumped on me (by accident) before and it did not result in my needing to go to the hospital or recieve medical attention at all. Wherever you people are getting your coffee is severely over-heating (and burning) it... Besides which, why would the co-worker dump the pot of untampered-with coffee on the OP? It was likely the cup of coffee that OP f*cked up. Thus, "boiling hot" is a vast exaggeration, and it would have been only a cup of liquid, not a pot.

MsMeiriona 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:39

"I thought it would be funny" is an automatic YDI.

Stylin_Since_97 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:47

Hahah that is funny cuz your idea was soo stupid and his was hilarious:)

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:00

You SO deserved it.

HU4L188 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:13

He has anger issues... Sugar is just simply amazing. Unless he was trying really hard to lose weight and then u did it then thats not right

skwonkie 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:04

That seems like a bit of an overreaction.

lobum 12

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:26

He was obviously right, it WAS funny.

5upernova 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:49

Wow.. Sensitive much? That must be one hell of an expensive coffee! It is not like you put bugs in it or contaminated it so that it tastes gross. Even then.. Oh, people these days.