Work: Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls...

By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 23:15

Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By localbarista - 03/08/2011 23:46 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

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By viperplay53 - 12/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

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By mumblingdope - 25/05/2016 08:52 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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For science

By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:34

Was he diabetic?

AlexandriaMgmt 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:34

damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.

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HeavenKD 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:56

Kinky. Hi waiter Ill have a peice of hot coffee crotch with a side of 3rd degree burns.

erkaka1367 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:10

Karma?

ashesofempires04 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:56

Don't **** with a man's coffee. It is probably the only thing he lives for now.

Vega4628 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:24

hey it was just a cute little prank you did! he didn't have to react so badly >:(

badactor009 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 11:13

I am glad I don't know either of you.

The__Redneck 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 15:31

Alright, quick lesson in the obvious, people. If he's diabetic, a spoonfull of sugar in his coffee won't kill him, injure him, or put him at risk of injury. If you really, truly believe that a spoonful of sugar in your coffee justifies scalding someone's genitals, then please, get some frigging psychological help Ladies, if you see your boyfriend actually claiming that a spoonful of sugar in his coffee justifies something like this, leave that loser, ~now~, because it's not hard to see where your relationship is going.

service_charge 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:27

There are different types of diabetics, type 1 no worries you are injecting insulin anyway, so you are all over the place to begin with (not that it is optimal but...) type 2 where you are controlling it with diet - in my case - a single slice of white bread has enough sugar to seriously f me up.