Transportation: Today, I thought it would be funny to put some streamers on my...

By SOMAgirl - 06/07/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to put some streamers on my bike handles, even though I knew they would probably be stolen fairly quickly. I went into a restaurant to eat, and when I came out both my wheels were gone, but at least the streamers were still there. FML

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By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 06:31 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By JennieA - 26/12/2010 23:36

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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killer1525 20

Tuesday 6 July 2010 16:06

dude its called a bike lock

mattman1994 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 16:13

how is a bike lock going to keep the wheels from being stolen?

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Primus_fml 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:16

This is one of the only FMLs that start with "I thought it would be funny" and also have more FYL's than YDI's.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:51

Unfortunately, quick-release wheels are easy to steal if you don't lock them up. Next time, ride an ugly 1950's era bike.

skittles88 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 6:34

I don't see why you would think that's funny. soo 4 that reason ydi

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 8:56

wow how old are you, 5?

o0Semper0Fi0o 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 11:37

i agree with #50

anotherguy21 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 14:14

Not so ******* funny now, eh?

SeaNDouble 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:44

Streamers really? hahahaha YDI for thinking someone would steal streamers

Charly1993 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:39

wow how old are u?

That897Guy 0

Monday 11 July 2011 16:13

It's not a party without streamers!!

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:17

My Mum put a flowery basket on my huffy when I was a kid...I'm a guy...

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