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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By elliekilroy - 11/12/2010 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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Thursday 14 May 2009 23:03

Scared shitless?

Shadydeals 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:04

YDI Dont **** around with your cat like that.

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fyourlifeman 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:04

funny to scare your cat? wtf man its a cat, fyou dick beans

marcusaurelius 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:05

#54-it's a ******* cat, not a human being-scaring cats is damn hilarious and you literally scared the shit out of your cat-that is epic

Arcterion 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:05

Lmao... I love cats and all, but it's things like this that crack me up. :)

ferboy2 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:14

you definately deserved it! but i almost shit my pants laughing! thanks!

bellalatina_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:17

lmfao@#1 poor cat! YDI hope it was a lesson learn!

chrispaul444 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:18

wtf @ #5..

log1k 3

Friday 15 May 2009 0:24

LOL 7 and LOL @ the liquid shit!

Tbuccola 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:27

Nice going! You made me laugh out loud, literally! Haha you deserve that though. Have fun cleaning!! :]

Ja_Ja_Jess 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:35

lol wow i bust out laugh'in when i read this... but wow lol that sucks have fun cleaning =]

grazynaanka 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:35

Wow you're an ass.YDI. It's actually kind of sad that you scared a cat. Can't scare anyone else I guess.

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