Miscellaneous: Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By scheisse - 14/07/2013 21:25 - Germany - Herne

Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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By ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

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The hair of the dog

By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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UsernameAnxiety 14

Friday 7 June 2013 2:59

Classy. Some people are just incredible.

Welshite 39

Friday 7 June 2013 3:01

It sucks that the joke back-fired. Drop them both.

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omgomgomg_NO 13

Friday 7 June 2013 3:08

you mean, EX-boyfriend...yes?

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 7 June 2013 3:10

Maybe he took something...washed down a xanax with that non alcoholic beer.

MichiSixx 12

Friday 7 June 2013 3:12

Some people secretly crave attention. I hope you dumped him. It's apparent that he's not worth it.

PaigeLeeAnn11 23

Friday 7 June 2013 3:14

What a douche.

andrekrivo 20

Friday 7 June 2013 3:18

this is a deal breaker!

AmyPond17 33

Friday 7 June 2013 3:21

I hope you told him it was non-alcoholic, dumped his sorry ass and now have one less "friend". I'm sorry you had to go through that! FYL

AmyPond17 33

Friday 7 June 2013 3:28

Does anyone know what it means when it looks like you both thumbed up and down?

KLeePrice 11

Friday 7 June 2013 19:27

When I thumb something from my phone and come back later to read more comments/responses, it looks like I thumbed up and down for some reason. If that is what you're referring to.

AmyPond17 33

Saturday 8 June 2013 2:06

It is thank you

shins 7

Friday 7 June 2013 3:38

You got what you deserved.

simsgirlgem 25

Friday 7 June 2013 3:41

Not only dump him may I suggest the Hill method my last name is Hill where if you have an army ranger for a brother tell him with tears in your eyes and he'll go and beat the tar out of that Douche true story taught that ass I went out with never to use me for a bet

ghostlilac 25

Friday 7 June 2013 3:45

... what

Xatraris 38

Friday 7 June 2013 4:19

Translation: I'm a whiny bitch that can't handle my own problems. I then tell my brother, who is in the army, to beat my ex's ass. I think violence solves all problems. I also don't know anything about punctuation.

kemando 22

Friday 7 June 2013 3:50

If the mind thinks it's drunk... It will act drunk. I imagine he actually did feel drunk, the mind is a powerful thing. Still, sounds like he and she are D-Bags.