Love: Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend....

By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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Coinkydink?

By believe me now?? - 22/01/2016 20:55 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

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Sabotage

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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PandaSmile 24

Sunday 23 August 2015 21:36

That person is not your friend

ukeandfoodislife 19

Sunday 23 August 2015 21:44

Honestly, your friend seems kind of like an asshole. Yeah, he's kinda funny but if you're in a fight with your girlfriend, he should be trying to help you

Comments

blahblah005 16

Monday 24 August 2015 1:58

most ppl have passwords on there phone sorry ydi

Ashd09 30

Monday 24 August 2015 2:31

I personally can never remember my pass codes, so I don't have one. Maybe the OP is forgetful like me

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 24 August 2015 2:40

She probably used it as an excuse to break up with you.

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Monday 24 August 2015 3:20

Your friend's a dick

chrisbeaudoin 26

Monday 24 August 2015 4:21

If it's an iphone you don't need to open their phone to respond to a text, but only to respond.

tiredofwaiting 25

Monday 24 August 2015 5:49

Why wouldn't there a pin code or password?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 24 August 2015 6:56

Do you two have the same texting styles? Either way you learned the hard way that you should have a phone lock and always have your phone on you friends of not...

Hildy93 21

Monday 24 August 2015 7:05

Well if she can't trust you that you said it wasn't you, maybe she is then....

Axel5238 29

Monday 24 August 2015 9:37

That sucks your gf wasn't rational, and your friend isn't your friend. Don't know how long you've been friends, but what they find funny is a clue sometimes it isn't always a messed up joke. If he jokes about pranks that are more harsh than funny or tends to find a lot of immature things funny it could be a good sign.