Love: Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with...

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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You deserved it 5 795

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By c*nt - 13/04/2012 23:14 - Canada - London

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 215

You deserved it 47 247

By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 484

You deserved it 2 474

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 071

You deserved it 5 417

Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 366

You deserved it 3 865

By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 340

You deserved it 2 560

The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 044

You deserved it 8 843

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 814

You deserved it 3 475

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 884

You deserved it 3 718

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 055

You deserved it 64 684

Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 671

You deserved it 42 595

DEATHBYEX1LE 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:43

what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.

LovesSushi 25

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:50

Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!

Comments

DEATHBYEX1LE 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:43

what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.

ballpython 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 17:52

Agreed.

EsotericBrent 29

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:56

Took the words out of my mouth, 1. OP, at least be glad you're not with that bitch anymore, I doubt she deserved ya to begin with.

tjv3 10

Monday 1 April 2013 0:39

Sorry OP . Umm next time a girl tries to make you cry on FaceTime don't give her the satisfaction

saraitkddh 47

Monday 21 October 2013 17:32

you deserve someone better

Gunnie 24

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:46

Damn, what a bitch!

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:47

a double ouch ! ditch the bitch you're better off without her .

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 31 March 2013 13:21

Before ditching her, tell her bf you have herpes.

EsotericBrent 29

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:57

23 - OP please do this.

young_weezy_fml 3

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:50

jokes on her bf if you hit that, oh you didn't? fyl indeed

Lant 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 15:20

Your a clown dude lol. Screw all of you hating on him because u dont like the way he texts get off ur high horse

TheWindowLicker 13

Sunday 31 March 2013 17:31

30, are you high? Quit being butt buddies with 4, thanks.

EsotericBrent 29

Sunday 31 March 2013 20:12

30 - You guys gonna make out now, huh? Go ahead, stick your tongue in his mouth. That'll clear the air.

gc327072 30

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:56

^wut

EsotericBrent 29

Sunday 31 March 2013 22:53

My best friend's girl, it's a quote from that movie with Dane cook. Very good movie for mixed company

LovesSushi 25

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:50

Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!

SweetasCandy0609 28

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:50

people like her shouldn't be in relationships if she was doing something cruel like that just got a bet then she never really cared about you I'm the first place, get someone that is actually worth your time.