Fight, Argument and Love: Coinkydink?

Coinkydink?

By believe me now?? - 22/01/2016 20:55 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 877

You deserved it 2 073

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 485

You deserved it 2 475

Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 367

You deserved it 3 865

Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 913

You deserved it 2 949

By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 009

You deserved it 2 643

By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 620

You deserved it 2 671

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 859

You deserved it 5 795

By Can I press charges? - 15/01/2015 17:23 - Australia - Hamilton

Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 603

You deserved it 4 668

By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 099

You deserved it 2 021

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 820

You deserved it 2 743

Freakout part 47674

By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 750

You deserved it 1 433

chevygirl23 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:28

And now she'll bitch at your for this one

NotPatSajak 11

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

You probably are better off with someone who DOESNT flip shit over an FML.

Comments

bigbrown24 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:26

she's a little crazy

awildwhisper 30

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:51

I hate people jumping to conclusions. Why don't people just ask if they are suspicious of something?

NotPatSajak 11

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

You probably are better off with someone who DOESNT flip shit over an FML.

yenze 18

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:32

And the "dump her" comments begin

chevygirl23 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:28

And now she'll bitch at your for this one

walid820014 20

Saturday 23 January 2016 11:45

thats what i thought

cheeeksss 29

Saturday 23 January 2016 14:12

Unsure if that was OP's intention though, because of his username.

Redgy22 26

Saturday 23 January 2016 18:56

Yeah, this was a lose-lose move. ...or an elaborate strategy by OP to cover his tracks. hmmmm

yenze 18

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:29

Posting this FML probably will not make things better

sabby7 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:36

I really don't get people

HotFrosty 14

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:36

I have a hard time with people blaming me for stuff I didn't do. I hope do a better job of handling this then I. Good luck.

Kartar115 22

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:36

you should have showed her your fml account to prove it wasn't you

whysobeachy 37

Saturday 23 January 2016 11:45

And what if the FML in question was posted by 'Anonymous'?

kbecks87 16

Saturday 23 January 2016 13:21

I hate the idea of 'here, look through my personal accounts to satisfy your made up belief of my wrongdoings'. Relationships are built on trust, if she has to go through your things to find comfort, she does not trust you.

MDoremis 38

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:36

I feel like you're intentionally trying to provoke a reaction from her now.

MurielWeathers 9

Saturday 23 January 2016 18:40

How? He is venting his frustration, and sharing something ****** up that happened to him whether or not it was because of this site. The site is called FML **** My Life, after all.

soullyfe 33

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:38

@50: Probably because of the title name he decided to use could be reason enough to assume that much...

corky1992 33

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:38

Because after she accused him of not having the balls to say something about her to her face he resorted to bitching about her to strangers just like she recently accused him of doing. So seeing this post will just make her even more mad.