Transportation: Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches....

By sammy77sam - 15/07/2013 13:41 - Saint Kitts and Nevis - Basseterre

Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML

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By Ernest - 30/11/2022 06:00

Today, my girlfriend won't stay over at my apartment anymore. Why? Because she saw a few roaches. Pest control comes every week and I spray every other day, so there's only so much I can about it. The worst part is now it's extremely difficult to spend time together because she lives with her mom and sister, who argue nonstop. FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 30/04/2021 23:02

Today, I told my girlfriend that one of my intellectually challenged friends now holds an engineering position at an aircraft company. She wasn't a fan of flying before, and now refuses to set foot anywhere near any aircraft of any kind. FML

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**** me, I guess

By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 18:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, after months of my girlfriend crying about cockroaches, I finally called and paid for an exterminator. Now she's furious at me for "making decisions for her" and she keeps pointing out that, since she owns the house, what I did was technically illegal. FML

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By foxbrat - 11/10/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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YAAAAAAAAAAAASS

By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

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Trickster

By Anonymous - 15/03/2013 18:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

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By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

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By MyNameIsNotJeff - 08/05/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 20:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind, "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML

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Livelife121 30

Monday 15 July 2013 18:58

It's ******* flying roaches, who doesn't have an extreme fear of them?

Wizardo 33

Monday 15 July 2013 18:58

Well that's a ridiculous racial stereotype, you should educate her OP.

Comments

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 15 July 2013 23:32

I just Googled flying roaches and found several good serving suggestions.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 15 July 2013 23:36

Someone's glued to their nest.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:32

Grow a pair and try it...fear factor does it all the time...

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:41

Do roaches give you the howling fantods?

hotshot0185 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:43

That's ridiculous , everyone knows people from the Caribbean are *******.

lovekiki 19

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:23

I don't blame you. Those winged creatures from hell give me nightmares.

Cami111 2

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:59

Number 81 Hotshot 0185 Go suck a dick :) my boyfriend is Jamaican and he's not a pussy Just cause he's Jamaican dosent mean he would eat Roches that's discusting would u eat them than? Since UR not a PUSSY

hotshot0185 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:29

I never said he would eat them, that's even more ridiculous, he's not from Asia.

Treyzania 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:34

Where is your country? Am I hallucinating again?

JPattonD 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:33

Next time you see her take a dump in her toilet then grab it out of the bowl and eat it then grab her by the back of her head and French kiss her and be all like '' that's how I roll beotch! ''