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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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Jaxx66 21

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:41

Maybe she's just nervous. Give her a bit of time and don't bring it up for a 2-3 weeks, then ask if you said it too soon.

Keevarou 17

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:42

Just give her time, it's not always easy to say those words back, maybe she wants it to mean something important. I can be that way too, I don't want be be half assed about the word "Love". So just give her time :) Try again in 3-6 weeks, those who wait receives

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thatnucca 36

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:47

Give it time... Trust me, it's never real when forced... Personally, I never say when it is said to me... I say it at my own time when that feeling overwhelms me... Funny enough that's when that person least expects it... It means more to me that way... I'm just saying!

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:57

At least she didn't lie to you. I'd rather someone tell me they didn't love me like I do them than just say "I love you" blindly.

boofybluth 6

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:59

Don't worry bro. That freaks a girl out she probably loves you back she is just scared to say it because she is scared to get hurt

Alliente 9

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:07

I applaud your girlfriend, because so many people say "I love you." and don't mean it. Maybe she's just not ready, OP.

LGFUADnow 12

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:23

Maybe you said it too early.

urMaster 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:33

Well would u prefer that she lied and said she loves u too?

blueeyes67 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:37

This reminds me of that episode of friends

bedbuddy74 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:40

Are you Ted Mosby?

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:46

Number one reason I haven't told my boyfriend I love him. She may not be in love with you, or she may not have sorted out her feelings for you. Be thankful she did not tell you the relationship is over. Some people take more time to admit (or realize) their feelings.

bmkc4 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:02

That's got to be a little weird now but maybe she isn't ready yet. Just give her some time to think about what you said.

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