I think that's actually really cute but that's just me hahaha

Wtf how is this an FML?

Potatoes aren't vegetables. They're starch. Learn the difference.

A vegetable really ? How did you ever get to this topic ? She could be a paprika so she can spice you once u are sliced... :-D

Lol sounds like something I would say

What would she do if you were a cucumber?

How did this conversation even start..?

what? did you expect her not to make you into chips?

Hahaha. LOL

"Today I told my girlfriend I would still care for her if she was a vegetable." wtf???