By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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linkinpark98 23

That is so romantic.

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The_Hitdude 12

*Watches Eggo massacre in while hiding behind a trash can in horror*

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jujubunni5 9

At least you'd be in her...for a little while.

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CharliesCool2084 8

How on earth did your vegetable conversation start?

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ElricMustang 23

Why would you even say that in the first place? How'd you ask her out? "Will you be my apple?"

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BRITTANYHUNGRY 0

That's a fruit..

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Trisha_aus 15

Again, romance is dead...or is this the latest 2012 way of expressing love?!

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perdix 29

Your girlfriend sounds creepy. You'd better cover your scabs with Band-Aids when you sleep.

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l0v3p4in 7

She just may tear 'em off, fry 'em up, and eat 'em. Don't forget the salt! *Nom nom nom*

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Vertas 10

That is Awesome. Sounds like a good girl.

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