By Kasey Eames - 23/12/2012 06:19 - United States - Oceanside

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Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him

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mosquito19 14

that's gross yo, wild animals are covered with flies

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Deer style is the next doggie style. Get with the program, people.

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AliensAteMyUncle 3

That's not so bad, OP. At least he didn't want to do it like a dog...they KNOT...

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AliensAteMyUncle 3

You're sure you asked for his WILDEST fantasy and not his WILDLIFE fantasy? ;)

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destroyu 8

As a hunter I can't even be excited by this comment I'm sorry for your fantasy life

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

First time in a while where I actually laughed at an FML.

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SmittyJA24 26

Uhhh, is he from Idaho?

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Nbrandwine 7

That's not the only thing that's going to be red and shiny...

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