By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
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Senseless_487 29

If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.

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Fsvb 32

Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.

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xrawritsashleyx 11

What a douche. Guys suck. And girls don't understand boundaries. The end.

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Senseless_487 29

If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.

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ry24 12

#3 Agreed, you normally end with that statement

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Senseless_487 29

I hardly think that using it a couple times counts as "normally."

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Milliemoo5 6

Ooh, you are very lucky! A threesome oh my!

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ShannyAK 16

What a dick! Time to break up with him

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MoeT8979 8

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ShyAnn29 14

I think 27 meant the boyfriends excuse was the worst excuse ever.

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daniel_dd31 13

70- wait... what do people think I mean? I'm obviously talking about the boyfriend.

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DKjazz 20

Because you replied to 4, people assumed you were talking about his post.

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MitChell127 5

87- When you thread-jack it makes it challenging to understand your comment.

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Ameel_fml 19

I think #68 is saying the word "****" is equally as offensive and sexist as the word "dick". ....it's not.

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Bubbelz 25

Indeed, "dick" is a friendly word. **** is evil. That's why people may name their children Dick, only to call them ***** once found out their children are *****.

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fml121785 14

Yea, "****" is one of those words that can only be used in a derogatory way. No one calls someone a **** as a term of endearment.

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AngelSpit 18

not true I still talk to one of my exes and lovingly refer to him as a **** faced choad gremlin :)

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Fsvb 32

Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.

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CheeseHater 23

Maybe he's never met a monogamous person in such intimacy before.

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n_epic_fail 14

Sounds like you haven't been around long....

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evig_fml 16

Actually plenty of cultures don't practice monogamy, so it's possible (if the boyfriend was from a different part of the world) that intimacy between good friends might not be looked down upon. Then again I have no idea how culturally diverse Maryland is, as I've never been.

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chell1894 13

The most common thing in the United States is to settle down at some point in a monogamous relationship. Not saying everyone but cultural wise that's the most common. And this guy is just stupid or selfish.

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melsweet 19

My ex was heading this way with his "best friend". We broke up before it go that far, but I'm pretty sure that they're friends with benefits now. It happens

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Wow! Not cool!

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Jac_d_ipper 10

Dump him, ditch him, bobbit him, do want you want but don't **** him anymore, let this b an eye opener to you about such effing idoitic dumpholes...

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nottheyoungest 18

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SunAndMoon427 12

That is completely irrelevant in this, he should be faithful, plain and simple.

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Sputnikspak 13

It is completely irrelevant. Unless non-monogamy is agreed upon, faithfulness is a necessary part of a relationship's survival, regardless of if you're having sex or not!

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Pleonasm 35

Just don't let FML give you the wrong impression of men. It's not just with friends!

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Catkam623 27

Haha, you're about to get buried because there's a button and private chat for that.

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CaptTeemo 10

54, then let them learn and get buried.

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banananread112 5

54- I just gave them a thumbs up JUST because you said that.

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Bakarra 22

Too be fair, most of the people who comment about liking pleo get buried, unless of course you point out the system in which it doth reverse

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EllyMo 15

Tell him you've been bonking his brother to get to know the family

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brittyboo123 35

I hope he's your ex now OP. You deserve better. :)

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Cartera 10

How do you know she deserves better? Maybe she cheats on her boyfriend all of the time and enjoys kicking puppies into flooding rivers.

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brittyboo123 35

I'm pretty sure that question was already asked.

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TeamKelly 10

34, well that escalated quickly.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Best friend? Sure!

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