By Kilamo - 14/05/2018 20:30

Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
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joeyl1990 28

I don't understand how people can be so broke. just go win the lottery

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julfunky 29

Getting your account under a dollar is both impressive and terrifying. Don’t worry, most of us have been there at one point.

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joeyl1990 28

I don't understand how people can be so broke. just go win the lottery

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ChristianH39 30

i know right. like, just ask your parents for money lmao

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africanqueen202 4

Why would she or he waste money Not everyone wins the first,second or the third time.😭😭😭😭😭

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africanqueen202 4

Why would she or he waste money Not everyone wins the first,second or the third time.😭😭😭😭😭

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RichardPencil 30

Tell your mom you’ll get “even” when you pick her nursing home. “So, you have the highest rate of bedsores in the state? Excellent!”

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Misoranomegami 16

In the States, nursing homes cost money. Give how well OP is doing financially the mom is probably better off making the arrangements herself.

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RichardPencil 30

Typically, when people are decrepit enough to be admitted to a nursing home, the kids have power of attorney and do the choosing and spend the parent’s money.

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julfunky 29

Getting your account under a dollar is both impressive and terrifying. Don’t worry, most of us have been there at one point.

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TCRII 29

So, does your mom have a problem with odd number, prime numbers or does she just believe in tough (and cheap) love?

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Donut_Wizard 23

Two words: credit card. Here’s two more words: spumone monkey. Those two aren’t as helpful though.

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rety1 13

I think the only time I had that little in my checking account was when I was 14 and had just opened a checking account.

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LtCmdrData 11

damn. and I was shocked because a guy at work said he didn't have 10K in liquidity... (he earns way now than me)

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