Kids, Health and School: Today, I had the class clown of my preschoolers oversleep our...

By Debra - 14/05/2018 13:00 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I had the class clown of my preschoolers oversleep our daily 15-minute nap. Not wanting to spare any more class time on his disrupting jokes, I let the headache sleep. After another 10 minutes we called an ambulance. He had a stroke. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By WHYYY - 20/04/2023 10:00

Today, I accidentally fell asleep in class due to a new medication I’ve started. My teacher also thought it would be funny to blow an air horn in my ear in front of everyone, scaring me half to death. I’m currently pissed off while waiting to take this up with administration as well. FML

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By kindergarten teacher - 23/03/2013 13:25 - United States - Hanford

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie, telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By EllieS9311 - 16/02/2016 13:16 - United States - Montevallo

Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By psychedout - 10/08/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML

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By kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment - 18/01/2016 01:48 - Australia - Woodville

Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Tuesday 1 May 2018 1:36

Just so you know, this wasn't your fault. Typically there are little to no signs of a stroke before it happens. And to a kindergartener? Practically unheard of.

TheUnforgiven 8

Monday 14 May 2018 19:12

Well the little headache probably has a big one now. Sorry to hear about thay OP, not your fault.

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ChromoTec 24

Tuesday 1 May 2018 1:36

Just so you know, this wasn't your fault. Typically there are little to no signs of a stroke before it happens. And to a kindergartener? Practically unheard of.

White Trash 10

Tuesday 1 May 2018 20:14

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Arashikage 18

Monday 14 May 2018 21:22

Are you retarded?

TheUnforgiven 8

Monday 14 May 2018 19:12

Well the little headache probably has a big one now. Sorry to hear about thay OP, not your fault.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 May 2018 19:47

That’s a very unlucky fluke. I was that kind of student. My teachers would give me pillows and warm milk. In college.

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 15 May 2018 4:47

This does not surprise me in the slightest..

blahblabbity 19

Monday 14 May 2018 20:38

i really hope the parents aren’t blaming you! we’re gonna need an update, please!!!

indienerdgirl 27

Monday 14 May 2018 21:28

You had no way of knowing. I'd assume this happens so rarely with young kids especially his age. I hope you're not blaming yourself because any teacher might've done the same with a class clown just to have a few minutes of peace. Please update us on what happened!

bobsanction 18

Monday 14 May 2018 21:53

Well that's pretty unexpected.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Monday 14 May 2018 22:38

This needs an update. Did he have a seizure disorder? Cerbal Palsy? FML for him and his parents

boopingsnoot 24

Tuesday 15 May 2018 4:32

Sometimes, a clot can travel from a mundane bruise... there are so many risk factors but it can happen to anyone :(

Seeya55 31

Monday 14 May 2018 23:01

DO NOT BLAME YOURSELF. At all, There's NO WAY you could have known. Good on you for checking after 10 minutes though. Take it easy on yourself. My sons preschool teacher lets mine sleep a bit extra too if they don't wake with the hustle of the classroom waking. Its absolutely normal!