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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 03:05

Today, I told my mom to shut up after her screaming at me for something my brother did. She didn't stop screaming after I told her multiple times to stop yelling. That's when I told her to shut up. She won't let me call her mom and is calling my school.. FML

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