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By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 10:54 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 02:06 - France

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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Teenage Riot

By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 11:00

Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML

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By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 17:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML

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By oldmama728 - 28/04/2011 11:07

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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By CollegeBound - 17/08/2012 19:55 - United States - Tully

Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML

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Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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stephanyk2 7

Wednesday 25 July 2012 18:55

Your son sounds awesome.

luckylea24 7

Wednesday 25 July 2012 18:56

You didn't give him a sock did you?

Comments

fatmcfatty 13

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:34

I often wonder what has happend to my generation of kids lol

jetteg21 5

Monday 6 August 2012 4:53

This guy is amazing.

fallenangel72 7

Monday 6 August 2012 6:58

How cute! He's awesome

em0401 1

Monday 6 August 2012 7:25

That is kind of fantastic:)

pigbilly 0

Monday 6 August 2012 11:18

So he says a little joke and your life is over? I'm fourteen and have more of a sense of humor than you.

vicktoriahart 2

Friday 10 August 2012 8:00

I am marrying your son jk

liviethelife 0

Friday 10 August 2012 23:02

That kid is going places.

Rae_Ballet 5

Saturday 25 August 2012 1:09

Would you mind if I married your son?

Maycontainnuts 17

Monday 10 September 2012 23:00

Haahaa!! Brilliant!! And same :)

PixieBrat 0

Wednesday 29 August 2012 21:46

hahaha! love it!

newburton13 26

Monday 3 September 2012 6:03

Then tell him Dobby is free to move his ass out and get a job and place of his own.

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