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By Sarsippius - 18/05/2013 05:22

Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML

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By InsomniacToBe - 19/07/2012 15:55 - United States - Saint George

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By Andreww - 30/03/2025 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got broken up with yet again by my on-and-off ex-girlfriend. I had ended things with an amazing girl I was seeing just to go back to my ex. She'd made it clear that if things went wrong with my ex, I wasn't allowed to pursue her again. I tried to hit her up again anyway, but she told me to “take a short walk off a pier.” FML

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By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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By oh - 23/02/2016 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML

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Saturday 18 May 2013 12:42

Perhaps it's time to move on, sorry OP it's hard to do but it gets better :)

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:44

I guess she's the girl of your dreams.

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oj101 33

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:14

Not all dreams come true unfortunatley.

itzkyle 5

Saturday 18 May 2013 17:25

Would suck even more for OP if they did come true!

jamnglamgirlie 17

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:18

Hopefully you get over her.

GetGulley 12

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:22

Sweet dream, then a ugly nightmare :/

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:22

WoW! Fail even in your dreams...

Catkam623 27

Saturday 18 May 2013 14:24

how does World of Warcraft have anything to do with this poor kids dream?

ozpunker 20

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:24

You deserve better in your dreams.

purebliss_fml 19

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:26

One day you'll meet a new special girl and hopefully she will replace your ex in your dreams.

Grimnirwher9 21

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:39

Scumbag Brain, huh?

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:40

Well at least you know where to stand :)

kumonsucks 7

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:42

As the great Nelly had said "It was Only Just a Dream" Too bad I loved ******* Selena Gomez :/

buddy51 23

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:49

OP, your unconscious clearly doesn't like you much. I think your dreams are trying to break up with you just like your GF. Chive on, OP, chive on!

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