Love: Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend...

By Sarsippius - 18/05/2013 05:22

Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML

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You deserved it 6 213

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 12:00

Today, it's been one week since I found out that my ex got married. Since then, every night I dream about her breaking up with me again. Apparently, time doesn't heal all wounds. FML

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By InsomniacToBe - 19/07/2012 15:55 - United States - Saint George

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By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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By oh - 23/02/2016 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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Mauskau 35

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:42

Perhaps it's time to move on, sorry OP it's hard to do but it gets better :)

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:44

I guess she's the girl of your dreams.

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Mauskau 35

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:42

Perhaps it's time to move on, sorry OP it's hard to do but it gets better :)

OneLittleAdditio 9

Saturday 18 May 2013 15:28

I agree but it sucks having to relive a break up :(

JACKxRAWR 22

Sunday 19 May 2013 3:07

He needs to take his mind off her. Play some vidya games OP!

jamnglamgirlie 17

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:42

Whoa...can't even keep her in your dreams.

UberNova 18

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:36

If everyone got what they wanted in their dreams, then there would be no such thing as Nightmares.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Sunday 19 May 2013 2:14

Unless someone dreams that everyone has nightmares.

007type 26

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:43

Make sure to keep your naps longer than your sleep.

iAlissa 34

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:41

Uh... What?

JACKxRAWR 22

Sunday 19 May 2013 3:08

I do not have the slightest clue, #44.

anythingmustbe 18

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:43

When you asked her if you could get back together, she did not say in your wildest dreams did she?

PhotoSmith 25

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:44

The subconscious sucks. Always throwing guilt into dreams.

mn_shr 22

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:26

If OP is dreaming of getting back together with her, why not just get back together with her?

Stefanie88 24

Saturday 18 May 2013 14:45

....because she broke up with him

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:44

I guess she's the girl of your dreams.

josh55 1

Saturday 18 May 2013 19:47

hahaha nice lol

silentxninja 13

Monday 27 April 2015 1:22

Hahaha clever. xP

kemando 22

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:49

It was a dream come true! ... Wait, other way around

kemando 22

Saturday 18 May 2013 20:50

Thats exactly what I said -.-

RoboCunnilingus 23

Sunday 19 May 2013 2:16

I had a true come dream the other night.

EUPHORlA 12

Saturday 18 May 2013 12:57

If you stop thinking of her then she won't be in your dreams as much. I can't watch any horror movies before bed or else I'm going to have one hell of a scary ass night...

abigail_torres 8

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:05

Don't worry op

mattlw 25

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:10

Well you have to just pick yourself up and get back out there OP. This happens to everyone, and every person thinks it is the end of the world, but its not. It will get better!