Intimacy: Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our...

By ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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azhein 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:05

At least you found out before you got married

schwancy 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:04

What a dirty hoe bitch.

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:06

You will lead a lonely life, unless you turn to homosexuality.

boredmex01 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:11

that sucks man:( she's a ******* bitch!

chadb1520 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:12

get rid of her ass. you can't trust them after that

Jester7 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:26

I'm sorry bro, life can be a bitch sometimes, and it sucks but just keep goin

Asscake 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:21

She's a complete bitch, but at least you learned before you married her. (:

jdfml90 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:05

This really is an FML, I feel sorry for you. Just keep on trucking and all that, maybe something good will happen.

jaybird09 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:49

wow, sorry brah, that really sucks

WJCool 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 1:33

thats terrible

shutyerpiehole 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 3:50

Sorry, dude. That sucks :(

lone_wolf81 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 4:58

bitch

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