Intimacy: Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our...

By ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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azhein 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:05

At least you found out before you got married

schwancy 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:04

What a dirty hoe bitch.

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iDropFatKids 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 0:12

turn to smack a hoe foundation?

krisskrisskriss 0

Monday 20 September 2010 1:31

you *****!! *slap* * punch* *kick in the cooch* you deserve better.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Monday 20 September 2010 4:12

I have the erge to say I don't luv you but i do spool have a great day

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Monday 20 September 2010 4:14

you're looks made my day better lol

horizonflyer9 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 17:54

That reaaaly sucks OP. That was pretty sweet of you to propose to her where you had your first date, though. Good thinking

jocelynakayoshi 2

Sunday 26 September 2010 8:38

I'm so sorry OP. that is a terrible situation :( I hope she cries herself to sleep for a year

urbwzrd 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 14:12

Man!i don't get it! how people can be that ugly? and now she is sorry and cries? **** off bitch!!!

Einthe 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 22:14

Wow, what a bitch.

o24kristin_fml 4

Friday 22 April 2011 5:14

I feel you pain. almost the same thing happened to me

jtdm25 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:12

bitch!!

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