By progressiveboink - 11/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I took my lunch break to buy my mom a pretty orchid. I took it to her apartment (to which I have a key), placed it on her coffee table with her card, and went back to work, pleased with my surprise. She called me later to ask why I got her a stick in a pot of dirt. Her cat ate the orchid. FML
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(This is my FML, made an account after the submission...) plethora, orchids run about $20-30 and the cat had eaten ALL of it. Not just the flowers...stem too. So I don't think it's going to grow back. Orchids are delicate. :)

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Luckster 0

At least the cat had an expensive meal.

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MaxxBass 0

Won't grow again. Orchids are really overly complicated to maintain

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southpointchrysl 0

And this is an FML why??

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rety1 13

ugghh. I ******* hate cats...

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snowdrift 6

haha, sorry i cant stop laughing, a stick in a pot of dirt lmao ur thoughtful(;

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A_lonesome_soul 22

It's because cats are fluffy assholes

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ishtara 9

You can either have cats or plants. Not both.

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