By progressiveboink - 11/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I took my lunch break to buy my mom a pretty orchid. I took it to her apartment (to which I have a key), placed it on her coffee table with her card, and went back to work, pleased with my surprise. She called me later to ask why I got her a stick in a pot of dirt. Her cat ate the orchid. FML
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randomoutburst 0

(This is my FML, made an account after the submission...) plethora, orchids run about $20-30 and the cat had eaten ALL of it. Not just the flowers...stem too. So I don't think it's going to grow back. Orchids are delicate. :)

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Luckster 0

At least the cat had an expensive meal.

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I2OI3 0

Why is this on FML?? This is bad content!

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randomoutburst 0

#23 Funny, I liked. #27 Yes, it was a Mother's Day gift. #30 If you don't like what's being posted, GO MODERATE THE SUBMISSIONS. Also, whoever said something about "he"... I'm a girl. :)

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katieface 0

to the OP: this is the first time i've ever seen the OP actually comment their FML haha.

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digapygmy 0

Not really an FML... Sucky, but no.

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randomoutburst 0

#32 Really? I guess most people either aren't registered, don't know there are comments (in fact, I only recently discovered this), and probably wouldn't care to be identified. ;)

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DeadMansCrack 4

whats with all of these retarded FMLs about cats. ugh. i hate everyone.

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mother_green7 0

oooo! orchids are so beautiful! what a shame!

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YungMarlon23 0

This is one reason I hate cats. They're one of the asshole animals of the domesticated world. I say skin the thing and get her a new rug instead >:)

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RIKANA 0

38, Thats not a really nice thing to say...what would you say if some one said that about your fravorite animle? RI

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TLQ 0

My cat loves orchids too. Though he just chews the flowers to bits when they've fallen off. He also likes to run around carrying them in his mouth, so cute. :)

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