Miscellaneous: Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too - 04/09/2013 21:14 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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Thursday 16 July 2009 9:29

file a complaint that your mom tried to have you killed.

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Thursday 16 July 2009 9:34

The best revenge takes only five words: "I choose your nursing home."

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sportschick21 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:56

if your 18 then doesnt that mean that you can get your license without any drivers training? its that way here...

OhtheHumanity 3

Friday 17 July 2009 22:58

@ 150 - Not only is that not true, but it's completely sexist and extremely offensive. You should be ashamed of yourself for saying that.

NDnation44 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:03

I dont understand this. What was she telling you, driving is pretty much self explanatory. "Mom, the speed limit says 25." "That means you have to drive in the left lane and go 50" Explain more because right now i think you deserved it.

i_failed 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 3:45

mother knows best. at least there is one less female on the road... its a good start

yougogailcoco 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 6:14

Dude, that sucks for you but at least now you know the truth - try to give your mom a break though, she was just trying to protect you in a weird, round about way. I hope you enroll in some proper drivers' ed classes soon though - they'll fix your driving skills there.

McMarlin 4

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:01

Lol @156. I totally agree. Is there really a wrong way to teach someone to drive? Just follow the laws and don't hit anybody or anything.

UrRightFML 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 11:28

is it just me but thats the 2nd "Because they (mum or dad) though it would be funny to teach there kids how to do something wrong because they thought it would be funny, and in ur case the right thing? FMLs are fake, and im only just starting to notice it. When ever theres a good FML u can be that a few days later theres gonna be one thats based on the same thing, just written differently.