Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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Alhan_fml 0

It wasn't even the brownie. He just smoked the whole interview.

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terranada 3

haha as soon as u said brownie I was like oh shit xD

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MiGman 5

it's always the brownies and cookies

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FyreKrotch 1

OP deserved it for eating someone else's food without permission. That's a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

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CalebEatsZombies 2

That's the story of how I almost got expelled

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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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beocA 3

I wish I had brownies that potent... damn

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borhos222 0

Oh, that sucks!! What would you do? That happened to my friends dad once, but he was in the middle of driving...

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dragonaair 5

they didnt have much of an appetite, not that they were hungry. not much of an appetite = not feeling like eating a big meal.

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smashyy 0

Haha, hash brownieeee. That's effing hilarious. =D

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noobienick 19

Your on a website called "**** my life". You can say "****".

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AHX_fml 0

lol, at least your interview was fun.

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cRAYzed 0

Somehow I don't think one brownie would be enough to make you 'so stoned you can't speak'.

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bettinamae2x 0

haha, that's pretty funny. :]

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dcubed121 0

I'm sorry but if you know you are going to an interview, grabbing a brownie out of the fridge with stoner roommates is not a great idea.

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purplexpinapple 11

Yeah, but at least they made sure the interview was entertaining! :-P

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billnye7 0

haha wow... i agree with #4, why'd you eat if you weren't hungry? and if you know your room mate well enough, just check the brownies before you eat them...

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